Mining for Gold

Unity in diversity has become a thing of past out here. May i have your phone number, will u come for coffee, shall i walk you to hostel, common lets celebrate your birthday, is it alright if i txt to inform you when, where and how i'm gonna pee or jerk, Can we have a relationship??? The answer is always the same, unified- Are u Nuts??? I wish i had answered it yes, but alas i was a kid back then who had two left feet(I CAN’T DANCE) so i didn’t know the perfect answer and hence always denied of me as a nut. It is widely appreciated that gals out here don’t go for looks, physique or talent, otherwise they would have come to us instead of their desperate search for nuts. But it was not their fault, no. The problem was on our part, we always let our lust come on the surface(nutty ppl don't show their EMOTIONS), the basic condition which made us unfit for the most popular brand of friends for gals, the JUST brand. I dunno why almost all boys hate being JUST friends when there is a plethora of silver linings in it-

• pocket friendly- you can go to what is every boy's second best date, the shared date though you'll have to compromise your privacy with others and also others won't stop hitting on your JUST friends afterall you all are JUST friends.
• freedom- there's no compulsion for you to call back or msg back immediately anddd you can flirt with others openly too as your JUST friends are suppose to help you out in this lusty feat of yours.
• if you are NOT PERVERT- JUST friends are allowed to have their hands held and occasionally put around shoulders(only :-P) and waist, well these physical tremors does help keep you wanted and dancing.

So next time folks if you DOn't want to be labelled as a nut, keep your eyes six inches above to where they are now while you talk to a girl(try to look into her eyes and not into...sicko). Gals don't have their eyes in the back, have your chance to size up them then, like they(???) do and most imp envy won't take you anywhere so LEARN from others.

**dedicated to all my friends who don't want being APPLIED to nuts :-PPP