He came to me, all depressed,
dishevelled and tamed.
Me- Dude are you OK?
Senti Singh- Yeah Man, I am good, body temperature is 102 F
Me- Ahhh...so they changed it from 98.6!!! Anyway why you look sad?
Senti Singh- She didn't even call me to ask how I am man. She is important to me.
Me- ...
The guy had a 102 F and that was not bugging him at all, what was bugging
him was that "his
girl" hadn't called him.
Love does crazy things to people. I wanted to explain to him a lot of things,
to infuse sanity into him and may be get him into a Love Rehab but then i
refrained myself. He is necessary to the society. People like these are an indication that the future for girls
is safe and secure in India. The hard work put in by these protests, marches and organisation hasn't made much impact on his kind of people but that fever has made him realize the importance of women. For such kind, women are not merely vital for life but are actually REVITAL for life. These guys can never allow female foeticide not
because it's morally wrong or it's equivalent to murder but because they fear
that may be down the line when their sons are suffering from 102 F there would
be no girl to ask them how they are and thus cure him!!! No offence to any medicos because for the rest of us allopathy still works. Well to each man his own the ultimate result
is a girl child saved.
So the best way to make Delhi safe is through Biotechnology
Advancement. If we could somehow infuse every boy in Delhi with Oxytocin (the
love hormone) and make them feverish at 102 F, we might be able to make them realize
the Vital importance of girls in life thereby teaching them how to respect women. One way or the other. Problem Solved...
What RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat said in his highly controvercial
speech about Men, Women and Marriage, for which he was grilled; he was merely trying to underline what our Senti
Singh is experiencing. Mr Mohan Bhagwat ofcourse added the RSS flavour to it. What this proves is that Sita would have been saved not by calling Ravan bhaiya but probably by asking Ravan how he was and making him realize the importance of women in life. I am afraid I can't agree with you Asaram Bapu in your Men, Rape and Sisters speech.
I mean Senti Singh definitely has a sister who called her up to ask, how he was, yet his fever stayed at 102 F...
P.S- Sorry yar Senti Singh, just couldn’t control myself :P
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