Eight Steps to Glory

He came to my room a bit flustered and delivered the sentence which requires a lot of courage from boy's side-I said it to her, now boyz r really idiots and they think that what they are thinking and what others might perceive it as will synchronize perfectly.I couldn't have guessed 'her' as his her changes every month.And now it was my turn to get flustered. His her turned out to be my her, actually one whom i wanted to make my her.
Me and her, his her now, are not even on talking terms anymore. I never proposed to her and hence she never rejected me. But i guess this both happened through our eyes. It has been ages since i saw those big black eyes of hers. What if they confirm the lie that i have forced myself to believe for so long.
So he came to me with this big news.He started to speak about her , his her and i saw myself in his eyes. The zeal in his voice, the shine of his eyes and the increase in his cardiac output when he spoke about her.I was obviously very much interested im his marvelous feat and wanted t keep the success story for my records. He summarized it as-

STEP 1- Pick one gal or one at least more to concentrate upon.
STEP 2- Try to grab the opportunities to grab her without her chipmunk friends.
STEP 3- Get her e-mail id first.Those silly LOLs and ROFLs and smilies help a lot.
STEP 4- Increase the frequency of the chats and send some nice e-mails.
STEP 4- Ask for her number on the context of wishing her happy b'day or Independence Day or to console the troubled soul if thats the case.
STEP 5- Discuss your, the country's and the world's good and the bad with her.
STEP 6- The after spending scores of rupees on the msg packs and special tariffs and may be sometimes even SIM changes, say it to her without thinking and planning ahead.Glory will be urs.AMEN

All this while i felt something had snapped finally, if that was my heart or the string which tied me to 'his her', i don't know. I was happy for my friend and also for the fact that a failed relationship didn't tarnish my f'ship with him.
Friends are much more important than these silly 'hers'. You lose one her and all these will enjoy finding lot many hers for you a but a lot many hers can never ever find a single friend for you.
Ok, enough of this, senti shit,I admit i m super duper jaealous like hell and definetly i will GPLize the lucky bastard...
I went to bed that day cursing that afternoon of july in the admin office.