Boys are not Desperate

When i was preparing for iit everytime i thought about this place i used to get a mini orgasm mostly out of adrenaline flow than out of any other hormone.I used to think of the college reputation, infrastructure, bright future, bright brains etc. never did i think about 'the ratio', lucky for me coz if i did give it a thought i might not have even tried due to it.

In my first day at college in our welcome ceremony we were told that India is developing, this year there were more girl admissions than ever before-627 boys and 87 girls.That means 15 boys on every 2 girls i thought looking around for the two.The probability of getting a girl is 0.133, my mind did a useless calculation.You see this is how our brains are wired, nobody there would have thought to be the lucky 2 or 3 or 4... for those 2 but everybody would have calculated the probability for sure.Now don't be shocked and don't you feel pity for us, we are fine.The more blue blood a college has the more is the flow of testosterone and the less is the flow of estrogen in it, this is the truth and we have to live with it, no options.

Actually after studying there for two semesters i now fully understand the government's policy for us.The main aims of the policy are 1.to eradicate discrimination on the basis of cast,creed,colour,income etc. 2.to harden(emotionally only) us for the tough world ahead.And the govt. is getting results, we now have a popular term in our campus "grass babes", this refer to those girls who cut grass in our campus and our boys go gaga over them.I read a fact that 85% men look for 19F to 25F in reservation charts of trains, i m not sure of this fact as i didn't do the survey but 100% of our boys will be elated if they just see an F in charts and i am very sure of this.

So next time you see a boy gaping at a girl please don't blindly consider it a case of eve teasing and specially not if the boy has specs, undone hair and a T-shirt proclaiming his college.Put yourself in the boy's shoes and u'll find the situation similar to a villager seeing a Las Vegas casino.