Some of you might have been lucky enough to have dealt with girls but luckier are those who have had a chance to deal with angry girls...
Girls might roam around saying "beauty isn't just skin deep" but every girl really knows the depth of her skin. The more blessed a girl is with this depth the more she knows how to get angry and the higher would be her rate of being angry per conversation will be.
Boyzzz really live in world of fantacy, they beleive in a lot of false notions-
BELIEF- Girls are very fickle minded and they have no decisiveness at all.
REALITY- Girls are very determined, they get angry not because we did something but because they wanted to be. It seldom is our fault but it always is their will. And don't be happy if you somehow manage to appease her, it is never your ability to do so, but its just that she got bored of being angry.
BELIEF- Girls do not analyze things and jump straight to the verdict.
REALITY- Girls are very intelligent and boys are very naive, they believe this, so better we also believe it. Their analytical abilities are really out of the world. They ask you a question, you give them an answer and they can at the spur of the moment give the details of the exact processes which our brain underwent to reach the answer. They always know why we gave that answer, how we gave that answer, why were we so glib or why did we stammer while giving that answer and what would we have given if that other girl had asked the same question. While we rascals usually don't even listen to the full question let alone give a thoughful answer. They think that they know all this stuff, so we better believe it yet again.
BELIEF- Girls don't have a sence of humour.
REALITY- Keep in mind there is nothing in this world like 'logical joke', it would either be a logic or a joke so the definition of jokes for them and hence for you is-cute and silly(plz don't read it as illogical and stupid) things.
BELIEF- Its your hardwork and karma which made you successful.
REALITY- Behind every successful man there is a woman. Perfectly true coz if you can stick to one woman for this long you got to be a consummate liar, a good actor, docile, an expert problem solver and an intelligent fool, enough to make you and remain successful for a life time.They made you realize all these hidden powers of yours. Thank all of them when you are successful, Tiger Woods did...
Lets face it boys, we never like a girl next door unless ofcource she is Elisha Cuthbert to whom we literally drool for. Love for a 'tadka dal' is much more than a 'boiled dal' although we know very well which one's gonna keep us healthy for longer time. This world would be quit a place not to live without this b'ful yet 'intelligent' species.
**Dedicated to all my friends who got the participation certificate of suffering from their own special friend/s...
